Rambo Van Halen by Rambo Van Halen

War Stories

A chapter from Hollywood Samizdat: Notes From Below the Line by Rambo Van Halen

Nov 10 • 

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The Best Little Secrets Are Kept

I’d bought the Louis XIV CD at Amoeba.

Nov 8 • 

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There is Great Significance to the Passage of Time

Long shadows today.

Nov 1 • 

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October 2025

The Wizard

There's always a "guy"...

Oct 22 • 

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Redundancy

The phone has stopped ringing.

Oct 18 • 

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New Mexico

After recording my audio book, I realized I needed a little creative reset.

Oct 16 • 

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September 2025

Hollywood Samizdat: THE MOVIE

(sometimes we do a little filming...)

Sep 23 • 

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18:36

Broken

Want to get a girl to fall in love with you?

Sep 17 • 

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A Capable Man

We fall and we can't get up...

Sep 6 • 

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August 2025

That Smell...

Can't you smell that smell?

Aug 24 • 

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July 2025

Fishing Report

But I hate to fade away; and I'll only fade alone

Jul 15 • 

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Sharp Objects

Where's your knife bro?

Jul 3 • 

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