Archive - Rambo Van Halen

Animals were harmed in the making of this movie...

Jun 13 •

Rambo Van Halen

(Or, Los Angeles is a Horrible Place and it's Worth Fighting For)

Jun 8 •

Rambo Van Halen

Taking the Piss

(this isn't about peeing)

Jun 5 •

Rambo Van Halen

May 2025

Hollywood Samizdat

I wrote a book. It is very good and you will like it.

May 27 •

Rambo Van Halen

Sometimes I write fiction... so here's a short story.

May 23 •

Rambo Van Halen

American Castle

You can just build things...

May 17 •

Rambo Van Halen

I've written several eulogies.

May 2 •

Rambo Van Halen

April 2025

All the Lonely People

These days I usually work alone.

Apr 13 •

Rambo Van Halen

And Orwellian puppy videos...

Apr 10 •

Rambo Van Halen

Thoughts on Fame

Also, RIP Val Kilmer...

Apr 6 •

Rambo Van Halen

March 2025

My Own Private Los Angeles

Thinking about LA today.

Mar 26 •

Rambo Van Halen

MTV Makes Me Want to Smoke Crack

Beck had an early single called MTV Makes Me Want to Smoke Crack. The song was aptly named. Which is strange, because I don’t think Beck ever had to…

Mar 22 •

Rambo Van Halen

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