Archive - Rambo Van Halen

But I hate to fade away; and I'll only fade alone

Jul 15 •

Rambo Van Halen

Where's your knife bro?

Jul 3 •

Rambo Van Halen

June 2025

What's a Galpin?

And why do I need one?

Jun 28 •

Rambo Van Halen

Animals were harmed in the making of this movie...

Jun 13 •

Rambo Van Halen

(Or, Los Angeles is a Horrible Place and it's Worth Fighting For)

Jun 8 •

Rambo Van Halen

Taking the Piss

(this isn't about peeing)

Jun 5 •

Rambo Van Halen

May 2025

Hollywood Samizdat

I wrote a book. It is very good and you will like it.

May 27 •

Rambo Van Halen

Sometimes I write fiction... so here's a short story.

May 23 •

Rambo Van Halen

American Castle

You can just build things...

May 17 •

Rambo Van Halen

I've written several eulogies.

May 2 •

Rambo Van Halen

April 2025

All the Lonely People

I usually work alone.

Apr 13 •

Rambo Van Halen

And Orwellian puppy videos...

Apr 10 •

Rambo Van Halen

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